Jokes

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Part 2



If I win the lotto I'mma be like one of those black rappers who spend money for no reason. Gold teeth, diamonds and b!tches. That is all.
I hope & pray I hit the lotto this weekend cuz ima need all the money I can get!
Kills me when ppl with money hit the lotto smh
I hate tradin my time 4 money... Can I jus hit da Lotto
I disagree with the Lotto ads. Building up hope, taking our money, giving it to other people. We don't need 2 governments.
Is it wrong of me that if I won the lotto I wouldn't send my "parents" a penny but would send Chris's parents money?
This chick jus walkin down the road an pickin her nose like she scratching for lotto money...
.so much money like we own the lotto

Fat girls on Facebook all love calling themselves barbies. Hell no, b*tch you're a Carebear..
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks "olive or twist?".
There are two rules when in a relationship. 1 : The woman is always right. 2. When in doubt refer to rule # 1
This is Twitter not SEX. Unprotect your tweets...
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Dedication, hardwork and intelligence lol U take that chance n good luck ama jus sit here and wait 4 dat lotto money *shrugs*
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Bored of being so skint that you work a sat night til 3:30am whilst full of cold feeling like crap! Come on lotto be a friend give me money!