Jokes

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Two friends were recounting their dreams
"I dreamed I was on holiday" said one man,It was just me and my fishing rod and this big beautiful lake,What a dream"
"I had a good dream to said the other man,I dreamed I was on a date with two gorgerous women and having the time of my life"
"Hey" cried his friend "You dreamed you were with two women and didn't call me"?
"I did said the other friend,But your wife said you'd gone fishing"

Two men were engaged in conversation about the best way to Ski down a slope,To solve the dispute,They asked the advice of a man pulling a sledge
"Sorry", He said " there's not much point asking me,I'm a toboganist"?
"Oh", said one of the skiers,in that case can I have twenty benson and hedges?"

While scuba diving in the sea at a depth of twenty feet,The diver noticed a man at the same depth,but without any diving gear
The diver plunged twenty foot more,but the man joined him minutes later,The diver went down another twenty feet ,but within a few minutes the same man was beslde him again
Confused the diver took out a waterproof board and wrote "How are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?",The man grabbed the board and wrote "I'M DROWNING YOU IDIOT".

During the 1960's space race NASA decided that it needed a special ballpoint pen capable of writing in the zero gravity
After years of research and development ,The astronauts pen was produced at a cost of $1.000,000
The soviet union faced with the same problem just used a PENCIL?