Jokes

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A drunk staggered into a catholic church,sat down in the confession box and said nothing.The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention,but still the drunk remained silent.The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
The drunk said "No use knocking mate, There's no paper in this one either"!.

Did you hear about the man who used to pick fluff out of his belly button but gave it up for Lint?.

One day a catholic a babtist and a methodist were going fishing,No sooner had they set up their rods and nets in the middle of the lake then the catholic remembered that he had left the buttys on the shore ,So he got out of the boat ,walked on the water ,picked up the buttys walked back on the water and climbed into the boat.Then the babtist realised that they did have enough Bait ,so he got out of the boat,walked on the water,brought a packet of Bait ,Walked back on the water and climbed into the boat
Then the methodist realised he had forgotten his flask of tea on the shore,So he got out of the boat...but sunk all the way down to the bottom of the lake
The catholic turned to the babtist and said," I guess we should have told him where the rocks are!"