Jokes

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HI
Why doesn't tarzan have a beard?
If swimming's such good exercise why are whales so fat?
If all the nations in the world are in debt ,Where did all the money go?
WHY DON'TYOU EVER SEE THE HEADLINE ' PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY?
Why is the time of day with slowest trafffic called rush hour?
Why do people order a double cheeseburger,large helping of chips and a diet coke?

couple more

Wife say's "when we got married you said we had an ocean going yacht?" husband "just shut up and row"

Husband say's put your coat on I'm going to the pub
wife "Are you taking me out for a drink?"
Husband "don't be silly woman I'm turning the heating off

A man was married to the worst cook in the world one evening he came home from work to find her in a flood of tears
"It's a disaster" she said "The cat's eaten your dinner" "Never mind" said the husband "I'll buy you a new cat"